this is my formula for early indoctrination:
"test...test 1, 2...* modulate your voice and speak directly to your belly.
"kung pao (or any baby nickname you use), this is your mothership speaking. i am your portal to this world. you must always always listen to me, because i am always gonna be right. you can also call me mommy. wwwoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeooooooooaaaaoooooooooaaaaaeeeeeehhhh..."
note: make the last bit sound like a spaceship in 70's movies.
jerome caught me doing this once and told me to stop freaking the kid out.
i disagree. me and kung pao are just hangin'.